Dear Mr. McKinley,
Your birthday was yesterday (Summer Solstice). You turned 8, which is 50 in cat years (old man, you are).
We didn’t forget your birthday, I promise. I just didn’t have a chance to blog. Even if we forgot your birthday, you shouldn’t be surprised. This is in line with our behavior this year, what with us disowning you and taking in a foster kitty to replace you. But, as I said before, I know you are well cared for by Nana & Papa. And I know deep down, you have no desire to come live with us anyway.
Well, hope you had a nice summer solstice birthday. Maybe you got high on catnip and then collapsed in the hot sun.
Love, Mommy & Daddy
Awww..sweet!